My fluffball(lovebird), Inti, just lay her first egg!!!! I was so overjoyed but also scared because I think I saw a crack on it.

If it's not crack, that's good but I have to make careful observation between my fluffballs and the egg.

Also there's another problem that the egg could be 'fake'. Sort of a fake preganancy. Well I have to wait till the hatching day!

Edit: I saw two more eggs.... might be a possiblity it will be five.

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

This one is really funny and I hope this will crack few smiles :>

This week has been fine until that storm came in Tuesday night. It cause half of the town to go without electricity. But it came back yesterday. What makes me piss off is that they delayed final exams Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday!!!

I just have one final left and I want to get this over with!!!!!

Also the boredom cause me to have tegaki and mangabullet!! Somehow I better stop following the treads around here >>;;

He's the most hilarious comedian I met ....besides George Lopez >>;;
The way he tells jokes are very creative and funny

A couple has english subs in it:
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edit: one doesn't work ;--;